Deep Thought

All of this cold weather proves Al Gore is fat.

Rick Perry Is Not A Smart Man

It was a sad day when George Walker Bush became President, but one of the lesser noted horrors of that occurrence is that it stuck Texas with Rick Perry.

Perry believes that the solution to our problems is to put the federal government in the same dire position that state governments are in, where they are forced to raise taxes and drop people from their payrolls.

Yes, the solution to our problems is more unemployment. Luckily Perry doesn't seem to realize that governors don't really play a big roll in amending the federal constitution.

Behold What the Underpants Bomber Hath Wrought

As the TSA engages in it's usual pointless, barn door-closing measures after the latest failed terrorist attack, it's useful to maintain some perspective.

The bombing of passenger jets is a bad thing, and effective measures such as maintaining and distributing accurate databases of people we shouldn't let on planes, and possibly the use of full body scanners should be considered. However, despite what Cheneyites would like you to believe, we are not living in the most dangerous times mankind has ever known. In fact, it was a lot more dangerous to travel on a plane in the 70s and 80s than it is now.

This Thing On?

Back from vacation. Glad nothing important happened while I was gone.

Africa has been in the news a lot lately, what with the antics of the Underpants Bomber, and now the MSM is starting to pay attention to American conservative evangelicals' role in crafting Uganda's Kill-the-Gays bill.

Welcome to the teens!