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Full video of the President's tête à tête with House Republicans can be found here.

It's a good thing they were able to put all those responses into his teleprompter beforehand.

"Let's have a war! Give guns to the queers!"

One thing I've always found interesting about the debate over "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is how those who defend the policy do so by characterizing the military in quite insulting terms. I'm sure there are some knuckleheads but to think the thought process of the average man serving in the armed forces is "HULK SMASH GAY" doesn't seem fair to me.

Another strange notion about repealing this policy is that it would somehow put us in dangerous uncharted territory mankind has never entered and would take years to adapt to. Arguing this implies that we have more in common with countries like Iran, China, North Korea, and Venezuela than we do with the United Kingdom, Israel, France, Italy, Canada, and Australia, which allow gays in the military.

UPDATE: Glenn Greenwald updated the post I linked to with a very astute observation:

It should go without saying that debates over homosexuality, the military, warriors, masculinity and the like are suffuse with all sorts of complex psychological influences. But one thing is clear: in American culture, there has long been a group of men (typified by Kristol and O'Hanlon) who equate toughness and masculinity with fighting wars, yet who also know that they lack the courage of their own convictions, and thus confine themselves to cheerleading for wars from afar and sending others off to fight but never fighting those wars themselves (Digby wrote the seminal post on that sorry faction back in 2005). It seems that individuals plagued by that affliction are eager to avoid having it rubbed in their faces that there are large numbers of homosexualwarriors who possess the courage (the "testosterone-laden tough-guyness") which the O'Hanlons and Kristols, deep down, know they lack. Banning gay people from serving openly in the military as warriors is an excellent way of being able to deny that reality to themselves.

State of the Union

A way to evaluate if your drinking game was successful:

iPad

I have no desire to own this thing.

Masochism

A New York Times food writer gets the urge to replicate The Olive Garden's spaghetti and meatballs at home.

I'm not sure why anybody would want to do such a thing. I don't mind eating at bad Italian restaurants every now and then but spaghetti and meatballs is the last thing I'd order or want to reproduce. At most restaurants the red sauce tastes like it has sweet n' low in it, and when you just order pasta, there's really nothing else to conceal that awfulness.

Maybe next week I'll try to make a Taco Bell Gordita Supreme from scratch and tell y'all about it!

Well, Well, Well...

Guess who got caught trying to bug the phones in a Democratic senator's office?

He may have played a pimp for the cameras, but I'd bet it's more likely he'll play the bottom bitch in prison. Idiot.

UPDATE: Now this is really bad news for Mr. O'Keefe.

Why can't we do both?

I've always found this apparently unavoidable dichotomy a little ridiculous.

It seems to me the sensible thing to do is both. Tell teens they should avoid having sex if only to avoid the very real threat of pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease, and at the same time, inform them about effective birth control methods because a good number of teenagers are going to have sex anyway despite anything we do or say. Further, don't demonize those who want to wait for marriage, and don't demonize those who find waiting for marriage antiquated.

Once they get to college, or at least out of the halls of our high schools, let them do whatever the hell they want, just as we do now.

Holy Hell

Prepare to be terrified.

FACT!

Jay Leno is history's greatest monster.

Today's My Friday

Dance 'til you're dead!