Get Motivated!

George W. Bush's debut as a motivational speaker in Fort Worth was a smashing success. I can only hope the show comes to Houston. I think it's worth a sick day to go hear the former President talk about dog poop.

A choice quote from someone who attended the event:

One attendee told the Washington Post that his lack of speaking abilities sounds "incompetent if you are president. But here it can be inspiring. It makes him seem like a regular guy, no better than me."